One-Eyed Willy's Wet n' Wild Adventures Goonies-inspired unisex t-shirt

A souvenir from a place that only exists in your imagination—but feels real anyway.

In this imagined world where the legend of One-Eyed Willy reshapes Astoria into a coastal destination built on adventure, One-Eyed Willy’s Wet n’ Wild Adventures is part of the landscape. This t-shirt is designed to feel like the kind of tourist souvenir you wish you could’ve bought—bold, cheerful, and full of promise.

It captures the joy of a summer trip to somewhere magical: sun-faded graphics, big lettering, and the sense that you stepped into a story just for a little while. The design isn’t about irony or exaggeration—it’s about celebration. A keepsake from a world where pirate legends are real, adventures are shared, and fun spills over into everyday life.

This tee invites you to believe in a version of the world where imagination leaves footprints—where stories grow big enough to build places, memories, and traditions.

Because some souvenirs aren’t reminders of where you went—they’re reminders of where you wish you could go. 🏴‍☠️✨

.: Made with medium fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean