Walsh's Inferno Boat Tours Goonies-inspired unisex t-shirt

In an imagined world where One-Eyed Willy’s treasure becomes global news, Astoria’s most passionate superfan steps into the spotlight: Mike Walsh, self-proclaimed number one One-Eyed Willy fan and proud captain of Walsh’s Inferno Boat Tours.

This t-shirt captures the spirit of a die-hard believer who knows every cliffside, cave mouth, and stormy channel tied to the legend—and is more than happy to shout pirate trivia over a boat engine. Equal parts heartfelt fandom and chaotic entrepreneurship, the design feels like a gritty dockside souvenir you’d grab after a loud, salty, slightly unhinged tour through Astoria’s most infamous waters.

With a retro look this tee celebrates the fans who keep legends alive long after the treasure’s been found.

.: Made with medium fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean